A Very Hungry Martin 

There was a big hungry looking guy named Martin. On Tuesday he decided to message Diego, a friend that liked competing for money. They both met up and walked to Burger King. Later that day, Diego and Martin noticed lots of traffic. So they both decided to run the traffic and Martin almost got hit by a truck. Martin made it out with just a scratch since he fell. They quickly ran inside the burger king they were near and they got their money out in a blink of an eye. Martin ordered 8 piece nuggets, a bacon king burger, 2 drinks, hershey pie, and a rodeo burger with fries. And Diego got the chicken fries with a bacon cheeseburger with fries. Martin told Diego to choose a table, once Diego chose the table they began to look through their bags. Martin betted 300 bucks on who would finish eating first. The Pepsi was gurgling down Diego and spat out, He accepted the offer and began to unwrap the burger he bought. Martin took two of Diego’s chicken fries and dipped them into the zesty sauce. Diego ate all of his chicken fries and started to eat the bacon cheeseburger. While at it, Martin began to put fries on his burger and after he did that, he gobbled it in 4 bites. Martin demanded Diego to get more with his 40 bucks he gave him with a response “order anything but ranch!” he demanded. Diego went to the cashier and ordered an impossible whopper, onion rings, double stacker king, french toast sticks, and fries. Which cost 21.45$ so he just kept the change. While Diego walked up to the table, Martin snatched the bag and looked pissed off. He saw that there was a ranch packet in his bag and he immediately walked up to the ‘employees only room’ and all you would hear was loud banging and smacking. Someone dialed 911 and as soon they called, Martin and Diego ran out with 5 burger king bags Martin stole from the employees only room. Then all of a sudden Martin’s mom called and picked both of the boys up with a beating.                    The end 

<—- rare  photo of the man who beat up a manager at Burger   King

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